Monday, February 11, 2008

WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?

Since we purchased our trampoline we have found it to be very interesting around here. Zane broke his leg, Lawton can do things on it that are unimaginable and Zane and I relax to look up at the clouds. During those rare relaxing times Zane comes up with the most crazy discussions. Our last discussion goes something like this:
"Zane, do you like the clouds? Aren't they pretty?" (MOM)
Yes, Maam, God made them." (Zane)
"He sure did." (M)
"Mom, why did God put smarts in our head?" (Z)
"Do you mean our brain?" (M)
"Yes, why is our smart brain in our head" (Z)
"Well, that is where God thought it would look the best. It can be protected by our skin and hair and stuff like that. It would look silly if our smarts were in our knee or elbow or something. He made it there so it could be protected and it just looks better." (M)
"OOOHHHH, if it were in our knee and we fell off our bike our smarts would get hurt and then we may not have smarts anymore. Can we cut open our smarts and look at it?" (Z)
"No, that wouldn't be good." (M)
"When people die do they cut open their smarts" (Z)
"I don't know." (M)
"I think you should ask God. Maybe he will let us see our smarts when we go to heaven." (Z)
"Maybe." (M)
"Mom, George, our neighbor died. He's in heaven." (Z)
"Do you think he is in heaven?" (M)
"Yes!" (Z)
"Well, Zane, not everyone goes to heaven. When people do not have Jesus in their hearts and love him then they may go to hell." (M)
"With the Devil?" (Z)
"Yes, but only Jesus and that person who died knows." (M)
"WOOOOOO, THAT IS BAD!!!!!" (Z)
"yes it is." (M)
"let's jump now and bounce our smarts around." (Z)